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CA 21 year old college male who is constantly preparing for the upcoming zombie apocalypse. Into Star Wars, Harry Potter, Disneyland and other things society at large would consider nerdy. But don't worry, I still think I'm awesome.

Pulp fiction just got added to Netflix. Super cool

1 week ago
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Why are all these college kids killing themselves!?!?

Why are all these college kids killing themselves!?!?

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1 week ago
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2 weeks ago
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This is the project me and my roommate have been working on for the past couple of weekends.  It’s pretty close to being completely finished, and we’re pretty proud of it.

Presenting:  The Moose Head Lounge

3 weeks ago
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fly-eagle-fly:

During the Door Sequence, why doesn’t door number 4 have a number?

Repeat to yourself, “It’s just a show, I should really just relax.”

fly-eagle-fly:

During the Door Sequence, why doesn’t door number 4 have a number?

Repeat to yourself, “It’s just a show, I should really just relax.”

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1 week ago
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gorillamunchies:

the best twenty seconds of my life

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1 week ago
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carsland:

It’s a shame the beach balls are no more.

The beach balls were by far my favorite part of the ride.  Alas they have entered Yesterland

carsland:

It’s a shame the beach balls are no more.

The beach balls were by far my favorite part of the ride.  Alas they have entered Yesterland

2 weeks ago
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frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

I seriously doubt Voldemort ever had sex with anyone, even when he was younger.  In Half Blood Prince we see Tom Riddle as a young boy, and even then he has odd tendencies.  The woman who runs the orphanage says that he doesn’t really have any friends, just people who are afraid of him.  Personally I believe Voldemort would have seen sexual relations as a weakness because he would have to open himself up to another human being.  Considering how much he despised being close to people, I really can’t see him knocking boots.  Bellatrix Lestrange of course would have done anything the Dark Lord told her to, especially something sexual, but judging from her never ending quest to get closer to him, I don’t think it ever happened.

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3 weeks ago
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