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CA 21 year old college male who is constantly preparing for the upcoming zombie apocalypse. Into Star Wars, Harry Potter, Disneyland and other things society at large would consider nerdy. But don't worry, I still think I'm awesome.

I don’t care if this is fake.  It’s hilarious

1 week ago
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From the southern water tribe, Moses.

From the southern water tribe, Moses.

1 week ago
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I would pay good money to have a girl do this to me.

Kidding.

I would pay good money to have a girl do this to me.

Kidding.

(Source: zkarl, via tensor)

1 week ago
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Kate Upton.  Dear sweet baby cheeses.

1 week ago
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Backdoor action is tight.

1 week ago
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Modern day titanic

Modern day titanic

1 week ago
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Just got the chicken salad from El Pollo Loco.  The chick hooked it up with a double serving and dressing for days.  Fuck yeah

Update (10:48): No napkins.  You can’t have everything.

1 week ago
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tensor:

Bacon mac & cheese hot dog? #magical (Taken with instagram)

tensor:

Bacon mac & cheese hot dog? #magical (Taken with instagram)

1 week ago
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